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Simo Juhani Frangén is a Finnish TV presenter and humourist, living in Tampere.
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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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Crafton is an unincorporated community in San Bernardino County, California, United States, located east of Redlands, south of Mentone and west of Yucaipa, California.
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